I'm not kidding - empress teishi can be a real slave driver. Busting my onigiri if you know what I mean
— Sei Shonagon (@shonagon_sei) October 16, 2013
Silk kimonos, yamato-e paintings, waka poetry... retweet if ur a real #90skid and by that I mean 990s
— Sei Shonagon (@shonagon_sei) October 21, 2013
@yokoono The other ladies in waiting get really annoyed when I do this, so thank you for the suggestion! :D
— Sei Shonagon (@shonagon_sei) November 3, 2013
I used to date someone who had sliding doors in his apartment, and if I ever had to get up in the night to use the toilet (which of course, I ALWAYS did because it was such a hassle) I had to try to open this stupid sliding door as quietly as possible and it would stick on the wood grooves and end up thumping along. I would be standing there in the pitch black, trying to hoist this stupid door so it wouldn't stick, opening the smallest hole possible so I could squeeze through, then trying to shut it quietly so the light from the bathroom wouldn't come through, then repeat it all over again trying to get back into the room.
Why didn't I just sleep on the couch, I will never know.
Meanwhile, all the doors in everyone else's apartments would glide open and close like it was no big deal.
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